UFO's
UFO’s
Can you say U F O? Uh-huh. Does that mean Martians? Does it mean Clingons circling Uranus? Ha!
No, indeed it does not mean Extraterrestrials but rather Intra-dimensional!
Okay, let me break it down for you.
Most of the UFO sightings are of small space ships that cannot be identified or explained right?
Well think about it. The closest Star to Earth is of course our own Sun, however since the “flying saucers” do not have Ove Gloves attached to them, one can only assume they are from another Star which is more hospitable. That would be Alpha Centauri which is 4.36 Light Years from Earth.
Now here is where it gets interesting: A light year is the time it takes light to travel in an Earth year, 365 days or 12 months. Now, light travels at 186,282.397 miles per second.
Let’s call it 186, 000 shall we?
Now imagine if you can, even if those crazy ass Clingons could travel at the speed of light, it would still take them over 4 years to get here from Alpha Centauri. Imagine going for 50 plus months 24 hours a day 7 days a week at 186,000 miles per second! Now even if you can get your mind around that, you still have to consider that people have to live for 50 plus months aboard this space craft. That means food it means water, it means oxygen or whatever these green bastards breathe. It means fuel and a shit load of double AA’s for their iPods’.
Basically, the small UFO’s seen in pictures are not big enough to hall all that shit to make the trip!
Okay so you say maybe they are smaller vessels from a “Mother Ship”. Okay where is the mother ship? Even if it is parked on the Dark side of the Moon, a ship that large would have been noticed by one of the thousands of eyes trained on our Universe at any given time. Okay so you think that maybe since they can go sooooo fast that they came in too quickly to be noticed. Well I believe that if they were going that fast we probably would not have seen them. But in order to stop that fast to hide somewhere and not be seen, every one of the little ET’s would be jello dripping off of the dashboard.
No my friends they are not from our Universe but rather from another dimension and probably are right here on Earth beside us even now. They probably are seen once in awhile because of some sort of rift in the fabric of our Universe but it is probably not intentional and may in fact scare the shit out of them just as it does us when it happens.
Mathematically it has been proven that there are 11 dimensions, 10 physical dimensions and one time dimension. Each dimension is said to be as big as ½ centimeter and everything we know of fits into ours.
Okay so if you don’t smoke crack then you try to splain it Lucy!
Can you say U F O? Uh-huh. Does that mean Martians? Does it mean Clingons circling Uranus? Ha!
No, indeed it does not mean Extraterrestrials but rather Intra-dimensional!
Okay, let me break it down for you.
Most of the UFO sightings are of small space ships that cannot be identified or explained right?
Well think about it. The closest Star to Earth is of course our own Sun, however since the “flying saucers” do not have Ove Gloves attached to them, one can only assume they are from another Star which is more hospitable. That would be Alpha Centauri which is 4.36 Light Years from Earth.
Now here is where it gets interesting: A light year is the time it takes light to travel in an Earth year, 365 days or 12 months. Now, light travels at 186,282.397 miles per second.
Let’s call it 186, 000 shall we?
Now imagine if you can, even if those crazy ass Clingons could travel at the speed of light, it would still take them over 4 years to get here from Alpha Centauri. Imagine going for 50 plus months 24 hours a day 7 days a week at 186,000 miles per second! Now even if you can get your mind around that, you still have to consider that people have to live for 50 plus months aboard this space craft. That means food it means water, it means oxygen or whatever these green bastards breathe. It means fuel and a shit load of double AA’s for their iPods’.
Basically, the small UFO’s seen in pictures are not big enough to hall all that shit to make the trip!
Okay so you say maybe they are smaller vessels from a “Mother Ship”. Okay where is the mother ship? Even if it is parked on the Dark side of the Moon, a ship that large would have been noticed by one of the thousands of eyes trained on our Universe at any given time. Okay so you think that maybe since they can go sooooo fast that they came in too quickly to be noticed. Well I believe that if they were going that fast we probably would not have seen them. But in order to stop that fast to hide somewhere and not be seen, every one of the little ET’s would be jello dripping off of the dashboard.
No my friends they are not from our Universe but rather from another dimension and probably are right here on Earth beside us even now. They probably are seen once in awhile because of some sort of rift in the fabric of our Universe but it is probably not intentional and may in fact scare the shit out of them just as it does us when it happens.
Mathematically it has been proven that there are 11 dimensions, 10 physical dimensions and one time dimension. Each dimension is said to be as big as ½ centimeter and everything we know of fits into ours.
Okay so if you don’t smoke crack then you try to splain it Lucy!
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