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The war with Israel and Lebanon or should I say everyone else in that region AND this dealio with Mel Gibson are good examples of the same thing.
Wow! You say? How in the hell can I tie both of those events together? Well they are tied together with one phrase, “Who gives a shit”!

Yes I said it! Really, who gives a shit? Let’s take Mel’s recent problems first. Is this a free country where people are allowed to express themselves or not? Come on this is a simple yes or no question people. Yes or no?

If we claim to be a country that allows freedom of expression then why don’t we? Why are we all (myself excluded); so critical of what someone else says or thinks?

Have none of you judgmental shitbirds said, done or thought something in your miserable lives that anyone else could possibly take offense too? If your answer to that question is no then excuse yourself from the human race and get the fuck off my planet you lying queers! The rest of you try and keep up.

Mel Gibson and everyone else in this country have the right to hate anyone they want to. There is no law (yet); that says we have to love the Jewish people or anyone else for that matter. It may not be politically correct to be anti-Semitic but it isn’t illegal and BTW screw PC!

Now it may be that all of those Hollywood liberal assholes may take offense but that is only until they pass a mirror and get distracted with other more important issues. It is also only temporary because as soon as the Melster comes up with another “money maker” he’ll be swept back up into the loving arms of all those that chose to ostracize him for his OMG drunken indiscretion. Like that never happens in Hollywood!

Okay, now to the war, to the war, to the war we go, (to be sung to the tune of William Tells Overture.)

Again WHO GIVES A SHIT!!
Come on what is the difference between Jews and Arabs discounting their religious beliefs?
They all come from the same place and if you do believe the Jewish Old Testament they all come from the same Father!
So what we have is simply sibling rivalry! As any parent knows the ONLY way to stop children from squabbling is to separate them.
Or
Spank the crap out of both kids every time they start with one another.
Can you say Mr. Belt in the form of an ICBM?
These people have been fighting with one another for thousands of years! They will be fighting one another until the end of time! Why? Because the each one thinks their God is better than the others. Because this keeps happening over and over and over again, apparently if there is a God or Gods, they obviously don’t give a shit so why the hell should we?
Look the fact is war is good business, it culls the human herd and most importantly it gets rid of a lot of assholes in beards!
I say let them go at it until their finished and the last jackass standing wins!!
However, that does not mean we cannot and should not nuke the fuckers.
Speaking from a business point of view, Israel is an arms customer so we get money from them.

Let’s see those other ignorant, childish “schmucks”! (I know); buy their weapons from someone else so hey let’s light them fuckers up!

Whew, that felt good to solve that problem, now what else we got goin on?